So, who…?
September 10th, 2006 by Grumpy Frenchman
For those of you who might not know me - I can’t imagine that there’d be that many of you reading this, but who knows - here are a few details that might help you get a clue about what I rant about in here:
1. I’m French.
2. I’ve lived in Ireland for the past 7 years.
3. I work in a Cybercafe.
4. I’m a sarcastic shmuck with a chip on my shoulder the size of a battleship; I’m fully aware of it, and I actually like it that way.
5. I also occasionally get accused of being grumpy. See item number one.
6. I am a Master Procrastinator. If I’d been in charge of creating the Universe, we’d still be waiting for the Big Fuse to be lit…
I’ll add other relevant data as I see fit or as they pop through my head - I think you should have the gist of it by now…
7. I have a beard.
8. I wear glasses.
9. My secret wish is to one day own a small shoe shop.
10. If you want to impress me, start speaking using words of only two syllables and no grammatical structure whatsoever.
11. My ex-flat mate is the most beautiful woman on the planet.
12. I’m actually quite sweet on the inside, much like a Mars Bar
Just for the Mars bar comment, I’ll forgive you for 9 and 10.
As for 11, it’s only the gospel truth!